16 Facts about Sakuya. By Sky

16. Sakuya actually invented the internet. Seriously. She licked a gameboy and google was born.

15. Sakuya doesn’t need to type. Her keyboard is scared of her enough that it just does what it says.

14. Sakuya drinks gasoline protein shakes. People speculate it’s what makes her so awesome.

13. One time, Sakuya got stabbed. She laughed and said “Stop that, it tickles.”

12. Sakuya’s favorite blanket is made out of dead babies.

11. Sakuya’s favorite show is Whose Line is it anyway? The answer to that’s show’s title question is: It’s Sakuya’s line, bitch.

10. Sakuya has two lives. By night, she fights crime using stale waffles and a banhammer on deviantart chatrooms.

9. If Sakuya was any kind of food, she’d be a jawbreaker. Not because she’s sweet, but she’ll kick your ass if you try to taste her.

8. Sakuya dislikes most of this list. There is a 50/50 shot I will be killed after writing this.

7. Sakuya lives in Michigan.

6. We have to keep her up there to prevent global warming. She’s that hot =]

5. Sakuya’s bunny ears could start a nuclear war. In RLTH’s pants. Zing!

4. When Sakuya is in a bad mood, every male within 100 miles feels a sharp pain in their groin.

3. When she is in a good mood, they have uncontrollable, raging boners.

2. Sakuya’s middle name is Izgonna. Sakuya Izgonna Pwnyou Jr.

1. Sakuya is the most amazing 16 year old on the planet. Period.